Across the road, a pigeon flew into a kitchen through a door open to the street. The first guy that saw it threw his hands up and backed away immediately to a presumably safe corner. The second contorted spasmodically to avoid near certain death. The third corralled the flightful intruder, the frightful intruder, picked it up casually and placed it quite gently on a metal case right outside the door. It's been 10 minutes and the pigeon is still outside. Everything is calm.
Never going to use a stupid pigeon as an accomplice again.
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